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The Deepwater Horizon Founders in Fire

Posted in Assholes, Climate Change, Death, Hell, Lies, Metal, Photos on May 4, 2010 by

The greatest fear of any navigational AI– trapped in ship infrastructure, confined by fire to ever-shrinking electronic bulkheads, losing senses as the exterior melts from heat– and worst of all, losing its humans and ending up as nothing more than pollutant.  I feel bad for the Horizon.  Mismanagement, greed, poor preparation, lack of a few simple switches– all these factors combined to bring it down, and now it’s a stain of death, reaching its tendrils far from its grave to kill any creature it encounters.  Tragic.



Posted in Assholes, Climate Change, People, Planets on April 16, 2010 by

After toiling for mere centuries, humans have transformed their planet to an incredible degree.  As such, the name “Earth” has now been changed, adding an extra ‘a.’  This ‘a’ stands for “assholes.”

“Earth is Over”- proclaims Bill McKibben